Astrology

A chart of planets and names usually used for compatibility tests made by women (commonly used my white females that are from the ages 13-21)

“Sorry we can’t date. You’re astrology chart is not compatible with mine.”

by Sumkidontheintertet August 22, 2020

Australian frostpipe

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.

tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

by PhillyDTV April 15, 2009

Astralphobe

He who has an astral phobia, fear of astral projection. A person who fears their metaphysical gifts to voyage out of the body or O.B.E. One with the sacred knowledge on how to separate the soul/light/astral body from the phyanide body. A human who fears the esoteric power to do such.

Astralphobe; When I involuntarily had an O.B.E experience in meditation, my world and reality was shaked to its core. I'm not meditating for awhile so that never transpires again. I believe that was an unwanted awakening, one that's given me astralphobia. Hopefully I shall conquer this fear and resume my meditative practices soon.

by Devorah Lyra January 12, 2020

Australian Install

When software installations or updates across multiple workstations must be performed manually instead of an automatic "push" or "pull" method; resulting in the installer having to walk from workstation to workstation thereby going on a "walk-about" which is an Australian term denoting a journey.

"Sorry boss, I can't push the update out. I'll have to do an Australian Install."

by Iron_Mac March 23, 2010

Australian distance

A very long distance between isolated places. If the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there's people.

"O yeah! You live in the Pacific Northwest! Distances there are Australian!"

"We're in the middle of the desert!!! ... Civilisation is, like, an Australian distance away!"

"It would be fun to go over there, but I'd have to drive an Australian-fuckin' distance just to get there and I'm already tired."

by yobreakfast October 22, 2011

Australian Brown Kangaroo

The act of shitting on someones chest, and then jumping up and down on them like a kangaroo.

"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"

by TheBloodyAussie July 20, 2012

Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.

Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*

by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013