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Get the Art Block mug.A pretentious, often rich and/or bored young person, usually "bisexual", with a form of mental disorder which
both males and females with short hair and undercuts
Generally feel they have to be individual in some way or else their lives are pointless. (see example #1) Although they usually are not depressed or suicidal.
Overly friendly, because it's different to be nice to everyone. Especially complete strangers.
Always optimistic, regardless. (see example #2)
Love to go op shopping (see example #3)
Usually attempt some type of art form, mainly photography using black and white photographs or polaroids. (Or they take photos of their art with polaroids or black and white photographs)
Often partakes in drinking lattes and/or capuccinos, or chai lattes and tea whilst smoking their own rolled cigarettes. See degraves.
Think that the term 'art fag' is actually a good thing.
Also less commonly known (in australia) as hipsters.
both males and females with short hair and undercuts
Generally feel they have to be individual in some way or else their lives are pointless. (see example #1) Although they usually are not depressed or suicidal.
Overly friendly, because it's different to be nice to everyone. Especially complete strangers.
Always optimistic, regardless. (see example #2)
Love to go op shopping (see example #3)
Usually attempt some type of art form, mainly photography using black and white photographs or polaroids. (Or they take photos of their art with polaroids or black and white photographs)
Often partakes in drinking lattes and/or capuccinos, or chai lattes and tea whilst smoking their own rolled cigarettes. See degraves.
Think that the term 'art fag' is actually a good thing.
Also less commonly known (in australia) as hipsters.
#1 "What's the use in living if I'm just like someone else?"
#2 Kristy: art fag, female, 14 - JoJo: not art fag, female, 14
JoJo: "Kristy, I think I'm in a lot of trouble... I don't know what to do!"
*JoJo begins to cry*
JoJo: "The condom broke around three weeks ago with Jace and my period was due two weeks ago, I think I'm pregnant! I can't be pregnant it'll mess everything up... Why are you smiling?"
Kristy: "Oh, I'm sorry sugarplum it's just, a baby is something to be happy about!"
JoJo: "What the fuck?"
(true story, names have been changed)
#3 "That dress designed for 70 year olds looks sooo cute on you, and no one else will have it! Now we can really be special."
#2 Kristy: art fag, female, 14 - JoJo: not art fag, female, 14
JoJo: "Kristy, I think I'm in a lot of trouble... I don't know what to do!"
*JoJo begins to cry*
JoJo: "The condom broke around three weeks ago with Jace and my period was due two weeks ago, I think I'm pregnant! I can't be pregnant it'll mess everything up... Why are you smiling?"
Kristy: "Oh, I'm sorry sugarplum it's just, a baby is something to be happy about!"
JoJo: "What the fuck?"
(true story, names have been changed)
#3 "That dress designed for 70 year olds looks sooo cute on you, and no one else will have it! Now we can really be special."
by charlie chase April 28, 2009
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Get the art rock mug.The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.
Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?
Ringo: Why, what happened?
Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...
Ringo: Why, what happened?
Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...
by tresspass September 17, 2008
Get the art scratching mug.Inspired by the memorable catch-phrase of the presenter of UK children's TV program "Art Attack", Neil Buchanan. Upon demonstrating to the viewer a simple but satisfying art technique, he would enthusiastically advocate that the viewer "Try it yourself!"
This becomes the basis for the female response to being superman that hoe'd, robocop'd, or spiderman'd. If a man ejaculates onto the woman's body in a way she finds unacceptable, for example, in her hair or nose, she scrapes the ejaculate off herself, into the palm of her hand, before slapping the man in the face, whilst shouting "Try it yourself!"
An emerging favourite amongst the young women of today.
This becomes the basis for the female response to being superman that hoe'd, robocop'd, or spiderman'd. If a man ejaculates onto the woman's body in a way she finds unacceptable, for example, in her hair or nose, she scrapes the ejaculate off herself, into the palm of her hand, before slapping the man in the face, whilst shouting "Try it yourself!"
An emerging favourite amongst the young women of today.
"This bastard came in my eye last night! I had cum all over my face!"
"Why didn't you Art Attack him?"
"Why didn't you Art Attack him?"
by Nui Nutticha Maungpo April 9, 2008
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Get the Art Fuckery mug.A film consisting of random images and music combined with a stream of concioussness narration.
A one hit wonder.
A meaningless piece of "arty" art.
A one hit wonder.
A meaningless piece of "arty" art.
He expressed his inner feelings in the art film.
"Stacy's Mom" was a real art film.
Did "The Gates" have any purpose, or was is just an art film?
"Stacy's Mom" was a real art film.
Did "The Gates" have any purpose, or was is just an art film?
by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005
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