"Hey you think we can go meet Jason after class at 4:20"
"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"
"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"
"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"
"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"
by themanthemyththejason March 11, 2020

You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
Jason is the best person in the world
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023

It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.
“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
“Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
“Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
by Austinhere October 15, 2019

by Milo lungen October 16, 2018

by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017

THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020

Jason is an adorable man that usually dates men named ezra. They are known for having really big butts and making yummy poop.
by Poopoo_69 August 29, 2020
