1 november

1 November slap your enemy day

If you have an enemy go slap him/her

Person 1:it’s 1 November so guess what that means

Person 2: I’m going to slap my enemy!!

by Anonymous 182836464 October 29, 2019

July 1

The day a bad bitch was born

Person 1: That’s one bad bitch
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*

by diymomjeans October 15, 2019

January 1

Well it’s New Years! Time to get a good start. Be yourself 90% for the whole day! Be open (INCLUDING YOU QUIET PEOPLE)

Friend: why is she acting so cute and clumsy today?
Friend 2: well it’s January 1st....

by Bobbie :) December 17, 2019

Battlefield 1

A game created by EA. It is set during World War 1, and anally raped the fuck out of the call of duty franchise. That's why everyone is saying "rip cod" because cod had the biggest dick shoved in their ass after Battlefield 1 was leaked. Battlefield 1 also creampied cod after Battlefield released their campaign trailer.

Damn I can't believe Battlefield 1 fucked cod .

by 😍❤️ September 30, 2016

1 outs

when you wanna fight one on one till one person is knocked out

come on cunt just me and you 1 outs bitch

by 1outs February 10, 2008

October 1

The first day of spooky month! This is when you have to start making your costume

Girl: It’s finally October 1! And I’m already starting on my costume
Boy: isn’t it to early?
Girl: 𝔻𝕀𝔻 𝕀 𝕊𝕋𝕌𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ?

by ꃳꄲꋊꀘ October 23, 2019

RACITS!!1!

A word deliberately mis-typed to resemble an angry person trying to accuse someone else of being racist on the internet. Usually applied to objects and events which have nothing to do with race or humans.

Person 1: I like the red convertible, but I think I'll go with the black SUV.

Person 2: RACITS!!1!

by Zach the Sodomizer January 31, 2010