An immensely handsome young male that has the ability to generate a climax in a woman with a wave of his wand. Known to also be an avid football follower.
by Swivelonit September 29, 2009
Get the Dave Kmug. The amazing guitarist (good singer as well) for the thrash metal band Megadeth. Known for being one of the bitchiest people on the planet (holds grugdes against all of Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, the dude from Headbanger's Ball, just about every member of his own band, Suicidal Tendencies, and Rotting Christ to name a few). Also formed the traveling Gigantour, a traveling tour much like Ozzfest, only good.
by sickness13 February 1, 2007
Get the dave mustainemug. Following little kiddies with a giant smirk on your face, once you are close to your prey, put glasses on your nose.
by dasdasdasd July 14, 2016
Get the Dave Creightonmug. by Zingler October 7, 2019
Get the Dave Fingermug. A wild Jew roaming the hood of hewlett and u here him say when I grow up I want to be a cheez it and what’s doggin dog dog, and then he starts fucking pennies with his tounge
by Nog on da bitch March 23, 2019
Get the Dumbass Davemug. A raving slave who keeps a spare spermex bottle to contain his sperm. Dave Bender is the kind of guy to take his boat out and relax with his cup of Gatorade. Also known as a Slender, he enjoys promptnous in all forms such as doorstops, germex, prostitution, and bald spots.
by Slenderbender69 May 16, 2017
Get the Dave bendermug. by Asianboy6988 November 20, 2019
Get the Dave MKmug.