It pays the taxes

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.

"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"

It pays the taxes by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010

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The Tao Of Badass

The Tao of Bad Ass is a Dating Program/Ebook that teaches you techniques in approaching women, getting women to approach you, and ultimately getting the woman/women of your dreams.

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Paddy was a virgin until he discovered The Tao Of Badass Program.

The Tao Of Badass by reviewman March 5, 2013

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loose the tude

To have too much of an attitutde

"Whoa jerry, you're soo straightedge..loose the tude"

loose the tude by emgleich January 24, 2008

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take it up the tailpipe

Describing someone who readily engages in anal-receptive sex. Usually a gay man, but also can be a girl that likes it in the stink. Comes from the fact that most car's exhausts are located in the rear, and the anus is in the same relative place on a human.

The odds are 1 in 146,107,942 that you'll find a priest that doesn't take it up the tailpipe.

take it up the tailpipe by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 3, 2007