Tanning the Thighs of Saint George

Slapping thighs with your penis until they are bright red, and then ejaculating a cross ontop of them, in the form of an English flag.

To show my sexual patriotism, I tanned the thighs of Saint George.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

GreyClock

übersecksay grey clock member of the famous clock crew yes

Wow you are so GreyClock today, which means, YOU ARE LOOKING FUCKING HAWT TODAY AND WANT TO HAVE SEXUAL INERACTION NOW

by Munglai August 2, 2003

Eating Beef Sandwiches

The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks.

I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004