Piss and Tell

The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.

"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Piss ass

Someone who Acts like they have a stick up there Ass

Why you acting like a piss ass

by Msbaker January 28, 2017

piss master

very cool and epic person on r/lemondemon discord he is cool and likes lemon demon idk

piss master is very cool

by My handle is this. June 25, 2021

Piss spray

The act of attaching a hose to one’s genitalia and pissing on their neighbours dog.

Ah shit John just pulled the piss spray out again Doris!

by CucumberDog December 13, 2021

Piss Bot

A robot stolen from a company and modified to piss beer in a cup.

Jane - I'm gonna put my cup on the ground to get beer
Piss bot- PIIISH

by Pissbotofbrad February 12, 2022

Poo piss

When you pee out of your asshole. What did you expect?

I accidentally poo pissed at my cousins house.

by kittexye July 14, 2020

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022