Emerson's Life 

Fucked up; a bowl of shit

My life is Emerson's Life

Emerson's Life by EmersonB October 18, 2012

Tree of Life 

An additional move in the game played in the movie "Waiting". To perform "The Tree of Life" one must stretch their nutsack out as much as possible with a downward pull, having done that one must simply shine a flashlight (from behind) through said nutsack exposing the veiny tree of life within. The amount of kicks the observer receives is determined by the issuer.

The Tree of Life, from whence man originated in natural physical form.

Tree of Life by Tha Dylio November 26, 2013

how sad my life 

When someone makes you quit having sex because your too obsessed with powerballing

You: Dude, how sad my life

Him: Ha sucks for you, you must like powerballing

how sad my life by Boochu September 16, 2016

put my life on the line 

(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.

If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.

put my life on the line by Bronze Scurbe December 5, 2016

Meme Half-Life 

The time that passes from the birth of a meme (usually on 4chan or Reddit), until it is popularized and ruined by normie scum (usually on IFunny and Facebook).

"These Italian memes are quickly reaching their meme half-life"
"Yeah, but at least they weren't stillborn, like Cash Me Ousside."

Meme Half-Life by EarthDragon1 March 27, 2017

mad at life 

To be atracted or to admire someone elses lifestyle
In other words to look up to someone

(this is often used sarcastically)

Joe: yo did you see dom on TV last night?
Chris:yeeeah broo, he’s actually too mad at life

mad at life by Harmodrium March 27, 2019

Adnan’s life 

Yara

Yara is his life bro , you don’t even know how much he loves that girl
She’s Adnan’s life

Adnan’s life by Mr dickhead December 21, 2019