Wisconsin Fire-hydrant

When a man thrusts his lighter fluid soaked erect penis into the vagina of a woman with a lit match inside of her, the man then pulls his flaming cock from her “ring of fire”, ejaculating onto the flames successfully extinguishing them

Athen suggested that him and Hayden should do a Wisconsin fire-hydrant

by Makiyavellii February 9, 2026

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

grease fire

When a big fat mother fucker is cremated and the entire building goes up in flames!

When Uncle Porky died his fat liquified during his cremation and spilled over the drip pan causing a massive grease fire 🔥 destroying the funeral home.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 13, 2025

Alabama Fire Extinguisher

The act of blowing a load on someone's face when milk is unavailable, in order to relieve the burning sensation they have from being doused with pepper spray, while a Britney Spears song plays

Jimmy facking used a Alabama Fire Extinguisher on his cousin Robbie at the fackin family BBQ.

by Diknonymous March 28, 2025

White Fire

A white fire is a mixture of fireball and Jamaican, white rum, Ray and nephew aged for a week and a half. If done correctly should have citrusy notes should go down very smooth and crisp and you should get messed up very quick.

I don’t want any moonshine. I want some white fire a drink that taste good and get you messed up real quick.

by Fennz April 8, 2025

Dry fire

In climbing, when you’re pulling really hard on a hold (usually a crimp) and your fingers slip off with absolutely no warning, sending your ass to the pad.
When you dry fire it’s not uncommon to leave a chunk of your knuckle on the hold. Your fingers might also snap shut so fast that they hit your palm and it sounds like you pulled a pulley. Or you might actually pull a pulley.

*climber falls suddenly*
“Girl did you just pull a pulley?!”
“Nah just dry fired on that stupid slimp”

by GayClimber April 27, 2025

Columbian Fire Crickets

The act of spreading ones foreskin infront of the sparks coming off an angle grinder.

"I hear Jude is really into Columbian Fire Crickets."

by Blortlord May 1, 2025