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Duck Fucking 

To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.

Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.
person A- what are you doing

Person B distracted by person C text- Duck Fucking
Duck Fucking by The Involved One November 9, 2010
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snorkel fucking 

to fuck one underwater while snorkeling

to shove the breathing pipe of a snorkel into a girls cunt
i totally snorkel fucked cj at that party last night.

I love snorkel fucking

Needle-fucking the e 

Running low on gas in your automobile.
While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas.

sha-fucking-zam 

noun/adjactive
1) being completly and totally sarcastic about somethings coolness

2) something that is that cool
1) oh, yeah, sha-fucking-zam, thats a real cool Geo Metro you got there.

2) sha-fucking-zam, i just hit the jackpot!
sha-fucking-zam by Mail October 11, 2006

the Fucking Father 

the act of a woman having sex with the tip of the Empire State Building.
The first woman to do the Fucking Father was 28.
the Fucking Father by Bobby the man September 14, 2007

quad fucking 

mercilessly riding your four-wheeler into mud and off jumps like you want to break it/ or your mad at it
dad: "Frankie don't do it. Don't go in the mud its too deep."
Frankie: "whatcha talking bout?.... me and troy aren't quad fucking today"

National We Anit Together But We Fucking 

A day where you recognize a person that your not dating but is having sexual relations with. Taken place on October 5th
Girl1: Wassup wit you and CJ
Girl2: Girl fuck him but imma still post him for “National We Anit Together But We Fuckingday