Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
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To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.
A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.
"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."
"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?
Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"
"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"
"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."
by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013
Get the Go Stomp A Donkey mug.Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.
Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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