That's magpie bro

When a hoe is lying to your face :(
I've been hurt

Them: 'that car was yellow bro, I swear'
Me: 'no that's magpie bro, it was cream'

by Majestic Meats June 18, 2021

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You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!

Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!

by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022

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we dont swing like that bro

when ur friend wants to date u

friend; yo bro i need something to tell u friend 2; what is it friend; i want to date u and have kids with u and i also want to have sex friend2;we dont swing like that bro

by 99994 February 14, 2023

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Bro Out

A 12 hour period in a mans life that generally occurs once every third new moon. This short time frame usually involves 2-3 solid bros, of heterosexual identification, but from time to time can become mildly, in a non-physical way, a little
homo. Too many libations are consumed as well as a few party girts and general reflections of better years. Accompanied by music, cooked/smoked meats and sometimes True Detective. It is commonly incomprehensible for non bro females

T minus 7 hours till bro out.

by homeboy123 February 9, 2024

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