a simp is a man like robogamer2465, a man that has never seen the outside nor inside of a shower. a man that reeks of carrots and cat shit. (whose mon is hot a hell)
by the one and only noodles March 23, 2022
Get the simpmug. Mordecai from Regular show.
"Mordecai is such a simp"
"how?"
"bruh he killed his best friend just to see a movie with a girl who doesn't care about him"
"how?"
"bruh he killed his best friend just to see a movie with a girl who doesn't care about him"
by goodmorningwhore April 4, 2020
Get the simpmug. by sawahabee June 11, 2020
Get the simpmug. When you talk to some bitch instead of playing minecraft with the boys.
Or sit with the same bitch instead of talking to the boys.
Or sit with the same bitch instead of talking to the boys.
by Crossifisso Mollica January 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by YoshiBrosSex April 28, 2021
Get the Simpmug. "hey your hot...can I simp?"
"Sure its simp day ha"
"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"No I'm a minor your 27!"
"Sorry!"
"Sure its simp day ha"
"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"No I'm a minor your 27!"
"Sorry!"
by Nekoaries May 1, 2021
Get the Simp daymug. 