Simp

One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.

"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."

by R4NG3R2800 November 4, 2021

simp

Someone who would literally murder the entirety of planet Earth just to be with someone that probably doesn't even like them back. F in the chat for the simp you know in your life.

Person 1: Why did that guy give that girl the entirety of his wallet?
Person 2: Bro, he's a simp.

by PanikingPotato May 12, 2022

Simp

Ditching "The boys" to hangout with women

Example : Kolbeinn is such a simp that always ditch "The boys" to get that puss puss

by gfghdg223 March 7, 2020

Simp

King Redrico

The Ultimate SIMP
"If I don't end up with her then i'll just be single for the rest of my life"
Praise the SIMP King

You're such a Simp

by shdhehfnrre March 9, 2020

Simp

Angel Braidwood

“You’re not going anywhere” she says as she wraps her arms around him and pulls him closer as he tries to leave.

Angel simps so hard that she introduces boys as her “boyfriend” even when he wants nothing to do with her.

by spooooooonge October 18, 2020

Simp

The term simp is used as an insult usually to a man who does way to much for a girl that hurts him and is cruel and he still does things for her.

"She just admitted to cheating and he still made her dinner, what a simp."

by glimpyblimpy March 23, 2021

Simp

Dylan McConkey.

Dylan is a fucking simp

by aiden0023 December 19, 2021