Cock Jamming

Using music to blank out the background noise to improve concentration while interfering with oneself.

Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.

by Will the Bastard July 10, 2009

cock olive

A sex act in which a male sticks a piece of pimento in his urethra, and his sexual partner sucks it out. (or, he can suck it out himself if he is so blessed)

We were feeling particularly randy, so we went for a two-pimento cock olive!

by Undercover Bubba July 15, 2009

Cock Slice

The V shaped muscle line seen on the pelvis of a really fit guy when he wears his pants low. The lines of the V "slice" right down to the hidden cock, forcing you to imagine it in vivid detail.

When that guy took off his shirt, his cock slice captivated me to the point where all I could do was stare and think about what his package would look like.

by merknock April 2, 2010

cock hawk

A mythical creature known for living almost solely on a diet of worms. The cock hawk normally makes her nest in bathroom stalls and in alleys behind nightclubs. She has become somewhat of a noctorious figure in Canadian folklore.

Man, the cock hawk totally preyed on me at a party last saturday.

by hawkprey69 April 18, 2010

Cock Scrooge

A man who won't give sex with anybody, no matter how badly they want it. He will often take sex as long as it is handed to him easily, but he will never try to convince anyone else to have sex with him.

Jake never tries to get sex, what a lazy cock scrooge!

by DM692 January 5, 2010

Cock Flu

Cock Flu is another way of saying gonorrhea.
With so many animal flu's going around, like Bird Flu and Swine Flu, who would argue with Cock Flu?

My girlfriend is pissed! She screaming that I gave her gonorrhea. I said "No! I have Cock Flu. YOU have gonorrhea!

by Seauton22 January 25, 2011

Cock Satchel

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Penis Luggage.

Smart off to me again and I'll smack you in the cock satchel!

by Anuscakes the third September 8, 2010