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Dirty Cock Sucker 

An old, bald whack job, who looks like the Crypt Keeper, who runs the Crossroads, Insight, Pathway and Cornerstone drug abuse programs.
This guy, Meehan, who did seminars at the rehab I was in was a dirty cock sucker. I mean, a REAL dirty cock sucker. I asked him if he would suck my dick if I cleaned it off real good. He said no.
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Stupid Canadian Syrup Sucking Moosefucker 

A uncommon yet catchy insult against canadian posers on XBox Live.
canadiankid456: I just killed your ass ya fudge packing butt pirate
you: shut the hell up ya stupid canadian syrup sucking moosefucker!
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sucka ain't got no shot 

phrase used to say to somebody that has horrible aim, whether it be in shooting a basketball, or shooting a shell in Mario Kart, etc.
{CWar shoots and misses}

Hahaha, sucka ain't got no shot.
When you suck on a girls tits or on a mans dick both give us pleasure
Ohhh honey suck a little harder I can still feel my penis ooh yeah “ honey this is awesome it was almost in my throat that’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen” I am going to be sucking even harder!
Sucking by Suck him May 21, 2018

sucking wind 

To breathe heavily through your mouth to the point where you almost start creating wind with your sucking/blowing of air. Usually happens while performing some activity, and because you're out of shape.
I hadn't been jogging in years so I was sucking wind after going two blocks.
sucking wind by JA June 27, 2004

sucks ass thru a straw 

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
sucks ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005

SUCKLE TIME 

To briefly give a suckle on ones body at an inappropriate time
SHADEN: what time is it?
LEE: suckle time?
SHADEN: LEE, we are in algebra class.
LEE: HOE I DONT CARE.
SHADEN: okay maybe just a little.
LEE: :]
SUCKLE TIME by mer. July 14, 2006