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Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
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Douche

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 28, 2014
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Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner
Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche
by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024
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Douche

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.
"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."
by big_schnasty July 18, 2005
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Douche

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
What’s up?”
by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021
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douche

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012
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douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.
by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009
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