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School Bear

A funny bear that hides behind bushes most of the time. It hates everything and everyone. It terrorises the students of BWA
The School Bear took Shoaib yesterday. It suddenly appeared and took him
by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022
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bear

bear is an icon texas dog owned by texas lil tay. people call him a rat but he isnt just a cutie pookie.
bear is an icon
by pedriisannoying August 18, 2023
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Three bear

Three bear: A person who will one up every thing you say or do. If you shot one bear they shot three bear
You know i told Jimmy my dog weighed 80 lbs but he three bear me and told me his weighed 225.
by Shasta pop April 15, 2025
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P
Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.
by Kskeet November 5, 2014
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South Dakota Grizzly Bear

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"
by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024
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The Bears are Looking at the Eclipse

This is a reference to the common "bear-eclipse" phenomena meme, where bears are found looking at eclipses and roaring. It's a non sequitur absurd joke. The original story involves three cubs and a mama bear. The mama bear roars, and then the cubs ask "Why are you roaring, mama?" Mama bear says... "because... because there's AN ECLIPSE!!!!!"
Guy 1: "How does a bear cut its hair?"
Guy 2: "Uhh... idk how?"
Guy 1: "E CLIPS IT!!!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I just had a great idea..."
Guy 2: "What's up?"
Guy 1: "What if... the BEARS ARE LOOKING AT THE ECLIPSE!!!!!"
by rizz0ThBear February 15, 2025
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