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sucking wind 

To breathe heavily through your mouth to the point where you almost start creating wind with your sucking/blowing of air. Usually happens while performing some activity, and because you're out of shape.
I hadn't been jogging in years so I was sucking wind after going two blocks.
sucking wind by JA June 27, 2004
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sucks ass thru a straw 

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling
my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
sucks ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005
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SUCKLE TIME 

To briefly give a suckle on ones body at an inappropriate time
SHADEN: what time is it?
LEE: suckle time?
SHADEN: LEE, we are in algebra class.
LEE: HOE I DONT CARE.
SHADEN: okay maybe just a little.
LEE: :]
SUCKLE TIME by mer. July 14, 2006
n. one who sucks on testicle(s)
n. the sexual act of fellatio, focused on the testicular region

v.the act of suckling on one's testicle(s)
Fuck my uphole you cha-cha sucknut.

Man that girl aint nothin but a sucknut.

Hey lil baby why dont you get on over here and sucknut on me.
sucknut by johnnyboy696969 August 2, 2006
drinking an alcoholic beverage, typically of the high proof variety....
Friend: Hey Raul, what's poppin!?

Raul: suckatang man, I'm sipping on a hen....
suckatang by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

Dick Sucking Jeans 

Jeans with holes in the knees giving the appearance they have been worn out from being on your knees all the time, as if you were sucking dick
"Look at Melissa's jeans, there's huge holes in the knees."
"Yeah those are her dick sucking jeans"

sucker's deal 

n. A "sale" price so high that only a sucker would pay it.

To pull off a sucker's deal, retailers often display obscenely high rates as "normal" prices so that a discount would seem comparatively low to a hapless shopper, even if the reduced price is significantly higher than market value.

Sucker's deals are easy to spot, often found in fashion malls or department stores with giant red signs advertising "SALE" or "20% OFF" in bold letters. If a deceptive marketing campaign is executed correctly, the sale items will fly off the shelves, along with their other regularly priced hyper-inflated products.

Of course, this conjob, scam tactic only works on stupid people with lots of disposable income, but apparently there's an abundance of these types in both North America and Europe.

A good rule of thumb to follow is that if a store's advertised SALE price is greater than 20% higher than Internet mail-order market rate (including UPS/Fedex) for exactly the same product, it's a true sucker's deal.
Sucker: "I just came back from a huge sale at (insert rip-off designer clothing store here) and got these jeans at half off!"

You: "How much did you pay?"

Sucker: "It was a deal. $175!"

You: "That sure was a deal. A sucker's deal."

*A fool and his/her money are soon parted*