Middle east

A continent in between south america and romania that you never go to.

He took his dog to the middle east. He never saw it again

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Middle East

Literal hellhole that stretches from Morocco to India

Most Caucasian region of the world; most people from it don't even know what black and Asian people are

Maybe if someone would beat some sense into Caucasian men or stop enabling them, the Middle East wouldn't exist.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024

Middle school sex

What happens when middle school kids are irresponsible and stupid. In reality its incredibly rare and almost no one does it, as less than 3% of all middle schoolers arent virgins.

Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school

guy: damn did you hear (my name) had middle school sex?
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck

by metalmeadows1 July 26, 2024

middlecrat

A mid-level bureaucrat. A bureaucrat in middle-management that has no purpose other than to be told what to do and tell others what to do without adding value apparent to anyone but themselves. See also middleocracy, littlecrat, bigcrat.

Coined by an anonymous career civil servant of the U.S. Federal Government.

"My ability to get anything done was stymied by the 'concerns' of middlecrats who needed to sign off on the project."

"Can you believe that littlecrat was using my laptop as a footrest under their desk for 6 weeks because I didn't give them a Starbucks gift card for doing their job?"

"The only way to shrink the middleocracy is to promote a useless middlecrat into a bigcrat."

by GruNoof December 30, 2024

Middle Square

An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.

Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.

by mc2024 January 17, 2025

Middle finger 🖕

Also known as the bird or flipping off: is a vulgar gesture in Western countries it basically telling someone or something to fuck off or fuck u shove it ul my ass/arse it can also express anger disrespect contempt displeasurment and can also be verified as a hostile gesture

Middle finger 🖕

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Middle Cheez

Guys who like to be sandwiched between two other men pleasing both, or birth name of Devin K.

That guy just looks like he would be a middle cheez

by AnonymouslyGayMan5689 February 5, 2025