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Man Bate 

A debatebetween men which is purely suitable for men, generally about women, sex etc

a typical one would be talking about who youve recently shagged.
Man 1: I dont know what to do about my girlfriend, shes suffocating me

Man 2: lets have a man bate then.....

Man 1: We need a man bate, who's the hottest girl at work?
Man Bate by Mr Birling May 11, 2009
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man book 

a book that does not contain a senseless romatic soap opera like storyline tied in with a topic that is typically used for a summer movie flick. Instead, it has an action packed plot with gore, explosions, gun fights, fight scenes and car chases/crashes being interwoven into the plot for maximum effect. A man book may contain little to no romance, but the romance that is included usually brings about the demise of the protagonist. the protagonist is typically not a crybaby, and is never concerned with the happiness or safety of others because he is a badass made of awesome.
1. That man book should be a spike made for tv movie, or maybe even a sci fi original. WOO!

2. Twilight is not a man book, but knowing about it will make you seem sensitive and interesting with women.
man book by Svidrigailov June 4, 2009
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man status

when you are a narcissistic bastard, and better than God at life.
You have achieve man status when you are never wrong.
man status by Man-status agent September 14, 2009

man-trails 

the scent trail that a man leaves behind him when he walks past, usually smells like a chemical plant of cheap /nasty axe brand or old nasty spice cologne
milenkovitch- what the fuck is that smell?? my nose is burning!
tony-chill out man i'm trying this new axe body spray stuff
milenkvitch- what the fuck did you spray the whole bottle on yourself??
tony- nah man i think the ladies like it
milenkovitch- fuck off your MAN-TRAILS are killing me and probably killing off any hot ladies in the vicinity
tony- yeah i guess i should try out the shower instead
man-trails by milenkovitch October 19, 2009

Man Butterfly 

When an awkward gangly guy with a pretty face blossoms into a filled out man model
polly: ugh gross he's all bones, gangles mcjangles etc

ash: just you wait he will one day blossom into a man butterfly

--a few years later--

polly: MAN BUTTERFLY! HAVE ME NOW!!!!
Man Butterfly by billybobert December 7, 2009

man-mule 

A grenade that hangs out with family members and is like a taxi take you ever where as long as you can give him gas money or food money
Guy1: Dude you see that man-mule.

Guy2: Yea, I bet those are his family members.

Guy1: Yea i bet they are ,look there giving him money!
man-mule by meanshi November 5, 2010

Man Splatter

The perfect non-derogatory phrase to replace and depict that of male semen.
Example 1
Xavier: Jeff! You got your man splatter all over me! Aim next time!
Example 2
Matt: Mike! Stop smearing your man splatter all over your face! We are trying to have a normal dinner here for once!
Example 3
Steve: I hate people who put their man splatter in bags and walk around with them.
Man Splatter by Blastdoors February 19, 2011