11 definitions by milenkovitch

man-trails

the scent trail that a man leaves behind him when he walks past, usually smells like a chemical plant of cheap /nasty axe brand or old nasty spice cologne

milenkovitch- what the fuck is that smell?? my nose is burning!
tony-chill out man i'm trying this new axe body spray stuff
milenkvitch- what the fuck did you spray the whole bottle on yourself??
tony- nah man i think the ladies like it
milenkovitch- fuck off your MAN-TRAILS are killing me and probably killing off any hot ladies in the vicinity
tony- yeah i guess i should try out the shower instead

by milenkovitch October 19, 2009

fem-trails

The scent trail that a woman leaves behind when she walks past you.

tony- what the hell is that smell??
milenkovitch- i think it is that lady that just walked by.....
tony- holey shit those are some nasty FEM-TRAILS!!!!
milenkovitch- yes and just like chem-trails they are destroying my mind and make me want to sex sex sex!!!

by milenkovitch October 19, 2009

buddy rocker

1)-A term used for a person you are trying hard to be nice to , but really don't like.

2)- Refers to a person who is trying to be cool, but really isn't
3)-Refers to a person you work with and get along with , but normally wouldn't hang around with. They are all right people but just not of the same type of person you normally hang out with

person1-- What's up with "buddy rocker"waiting at the top of the stairs??
person2-- he's waiting for some on the spot work to be done
person1--Doesn't he know he's got to wait like everybody else??
person2-- he thinks he's VIP .

by milenkovitch November 17, 2010

hip hop hippie

a person that listens to older hip hop music and constantly talks about it like it its the best music EVER!!!
"hip hop hippies" are in luve with de la soul, tribe called quest, public enemy, jay z , wu tang , etc......
"hip hop hippies" refer to their prefered hip hop as "real" and " the bomb" or "da bomb". Modern hip hop is frowned upon and called "shitty" or "with out soul"

1- yo dawg what ya lisnnin to??
2- s'up , i'm lisnnin to Grand Master Flash!!!
1-you are such a "hip hop hippie" dawg!
2- watch yer mouth or i'll pop a cap in yer bum.
1- chill out

2- no you chill out
1-i'm outta here
2- i second that motion

by milenkovitch October 5, 2010

DP

democratic party. , not to be confused with double penetration (although it may feel like that if you disagree with the aforementioned groups laws and get caught and aren't a member of the upper class/elected officials) This is also the new improved name of "new democratic party" here in canada. Denise Savoie is a higher up member of the party and thought the new name would some how get them elected. People who didn't vote for the NDP think she is stupid for doing this because this is not going to help.(circa2009)

milenkovitch- " who did you vote for??"
brent- "the DP party"
milenkovitch- " that's gross, i don't swing that way"
brent- " um ,,, no seriously, that's who i voted for"
milenkovitch- " can you step away from me , you're creeping me out with all this voting and shit"
brent- " BELLA come here you little stinker"
milenkovitch- " yeah maybe bella likes the DP

by milenkovitch June 12, 2009

strawberry ice cream

the sexual act of a man cumming inside a woman who is on her period and then she pushes it out of her vagina, resulting in a slurry of blood and cum which closely resembles melted strawberry ice cream

#1 How was your date with Stacey, Mr. Charles??
#2 It was splendid really, she was on the blob(period), so we decided to have a STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM session. It ruined her sheets really, but the memory will last longer than our relationship!!!
#1 That's wonderful Mr Charles!! will you be going back for seconds??
#2 Not till next month..........

by milenkovitch August 28, 2008

you-tubeaholic

a person who spends way too much time watching you-tube videos. This person often looses track of time and has no idea that they just spent almost their entire day/ night watching really bad videos. Symptoms include- talking about the videos they watched to their friends , not realizing that the friend doesn't really care about the stupid video(s). Another symptom is dark rings around the eyes and rotten teeth and bad breath because the you-tubeaholic normally eats junk food because they have no time to cook a healthy meal because of the time spent watching the videos

clare- have you seen tony lately ??
milenkovitch- no, he spends all his time watching you-tube videos!!
clare- would you call him a YOU-TUBEAHOLIC??
milenkovitch-yes

by milenkovitch August 29, 2009