guild classic 

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland

I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild

guild classic by tiggamigga March 20, 2024

Guided muscle 

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

Guided muscle by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Guilty retreat 

Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.

Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!

Guilty retreat by PYR0S March 21, 2024

Guitar Poser 

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

Guitar Poser by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

Guitarded

Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.

"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"

Guitarded by Darebo March 26, 2024

guisados

stewed meat good to place in tortillas to nakee tacos...can be chile verde beef birria chicken in a tomato sauce with potato etc...juicy meats.

damn im craving tacos guisados right now.

guisados by rawdogg69 March 27, 2024

guisados

stewed meats used in tacos

im craving tacos guisados foo

guisados by rawdogg69 March 28, 2024