Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard

Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.

by Cooldudemx3456 November 27, 2020

Simp

Niggas named Cody

My nigga Cody really simpin over here.

by Simp Slayer January 14, 2020

Simp

From the early-mid 80's.
Short for "Simpleton"
1) A person lacking in basic 'walking around sense'
2) Another way of calling someone a retard/idiot

Bill is such a simp, he probably can't even dress himself.

by Chalupy November 6, 2020

Simp

A person who does anything for their crush. A simp is the type of person that would buy a girl a $1000 bracelet even though the girl doesn't even know him. People usually mistake the word "simp" with the word "respectful to woman"

jake: "you helped olivia when she fell and looked really hurt?? lol whatta simp."

by barbzforberniez September 11, 2020

Simp

Simp stands for squirrels in my pants

Candice: There’s squirrels in my pants

Random guy: that means your a simp

by Pace yourself November 6, 2022

Simp

Piper

Piper is a simp

by Rainbowglittersparkles October 1, 2020

SIMP

A basic a$$ dude that has no game and will do anything for some basic pu$$y that has shown no interest in him.

Samuel Barragán from HSU is the biggest SIMP in the planet. Always chasing below basic tail, and putting everything on the line for females that don’t want him.

by anonymous September 14, 2020