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New Jersey Drive By

When one commits the act of leaning out the passenger side door, with the door open, but still in the seat to urinate. The drive then begins to drive either in a straight line, or around like a drunken bastard to make funny designs, as the passengers urinates.
"Yo Stephen, go drive through the Quiznos lot and check out the New Jersey Drive By that James left.
by Grundle Bomber March 22, 2009
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new orleans saints

A form of oral sex provided at an Asian massage parlor.
The New Orleans Saints suck more than an Asian massage parlor.
by wnynot March 4, 2016
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New Jersey Devils

A national hockey league team that utterly sucks. Home to the biggest pussy of a goaltender and the stupidest and worst fans in the league.
New Jersey Devils Fan 1: Hey whats that black thing rolling around
Devils Fan 2: I 'don't what the fuck is that thing, and why are they hitting it with sticks.
Devils Fan 1: Well whatever at least we won back in ... when did we last win?
Devils 2: I don't know
by emokid123 March 8, 2010
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Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.
"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"
by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006
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New Years Resolution

Something you set out to accomplish when the new year comes along. Also highly improbable you will go along with it, but it's the thought which counts.
New Years Resolutions are kind of like when you click the 'I read the terms and conditions'. You know you'll feel semi-guilty by clicking the button even if you didn't actually read so you say "I'll read them next time." You do that with New Years Resolutions. "I promise not to ever gossip again...next year. Did you hear what Ross did with Rachel? BRUH."
by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015
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brave new girl

a gay made for tv movie on abc family that britney spears decided to make in her plan to take over the world
mini-slut 1-"hey did u see brave new girl last nite?"
mini-slut 2-"oh yea, it was AWESOME i love britney spears!"
by mmmhmmm July 12, 2004
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upstate new york

A horrifically boring place to live. The "line" between upstate New York and downstate New York is the point at which you believe the landscape becomes more rural than what you are used to, so various definitions exist.
You know how upstaters say there's more to New York than New York City? Well what the hell are they talking about?! I go to college at SUNY Binghamton and I swear, there is NOTHING HERE.
by Larry February 28, 2004
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