Wee masher

Antoin Mallon aka the “fittest in the team”

Wee masher is the fittest in the team

by Wee masher September 18, 2025

Mussolini Masher

For pleasure purposes: when an Italian lady playfully inserts gabagool into a man’s urethra.

Hey Tony, my little caro… ready for a Mussolini Masher? Make sure the gabagool didn’t escape the fridge!

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 28, 2025

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates

"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025