As American as apple pie

A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery

"go to the principal's office your essay is as American as apple pie"

by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025

Fuck to AppleTV

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.

He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.

by Theallsunday July 17, 2025

White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

by Mike109999 July 23, 2025

Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?

If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”

by aliyna August 27, 2025

1980s candy apple red paint

1980s candy apple red paint - a classic, deep red color, often associated with Ford (code 'T' or 'M2008') & Mercury in that era, known for its glossy, layered look achieved with a metallic base (like silver) a translucent red "candy" mid-coat, applied in a multi-stage process for depth, with modern kits available for custom projects or restoration, requiring specific reducers &clearcoats for the best finish.

Key Characteristics:

Multi-Stage Process: Real Candy Apple Red isn't one solid color; it involves a metallic or pearl base (often silver) with a transparent red dye layered on top, giving it intense depth & shine as light passes through, reflects off the base, and comes back out.Popularity: While popular since the 50s/60s, it remained a strong choice into the 80s for custom and factory cars, including Ford trucks & Broncos.Ford Color Code: The Ford version often uses code T or M2008 and was used on models like the 1980s Ford Truck & Bronco.

1980s candy apple red paint jobs are a classic choice.

"Candy Apple Red" in the 1980s was a multi-stage process involving a metallic base coat and a translucent red top coat to achieve its distinctive depth and luster. The final result is a vibrant, deeply reflective red finish that changes appearance depending on the light & angle.

by Blu_leef December 15, 2025

Tree House Apple Juice

Any bodily fluid produced by a human reproductive organ.

“Your tree house apple juice is sweet.”

by I'mtheoriginalsomeone January 3, 2026

Argentinian asshole apple

an apple out of an Argentinian's ass

Guy 1: dude, I ate this apple and it tasted like shit
guy 2: thats because it's Argentinian asshole apple, you idiot
guy 1:*takes another bite*
Guy 2 that's fickin nasty

by Vin the bigg January 12, 2026