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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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Anal Cabab

The act of bbq'ing a turd and putting it on a stick.

Then after freezing it its usually eaten by a 18 year old german girl from amsterdam.

Founded in 1973 by a couple from amsterdam.
Damn dude last night i gave sherly a anal cabab.

Dude i had an anal cabab last night!
by Theanalbaby May 26, 2009
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anal guppy

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched
by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017
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anal devestation

When your asshole is wrecked by big bubba j and you're dealing with the aftermath.
Meghan is dealing with anal devestation!
by Baby batter July 23, 2016
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UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss
by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018
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Anal-World-Ender

When you store an explosive device up your rectal cavity, that when deployed will end the word.
"Jarvis, deploy the Anal-World-Ender"
by Brotha Brad September 27, 2025
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anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.
Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.
by Gorgonga May 20, 2024
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