olde

Makes old things seem older or better

Instead of Bob's old junk use Ye olde junk shoppe or Squire bob's olde junk shoppe

by Amorbis December 28, 2005

Olden

The last name of a very famous tik tok king.

Do you follow Educ Olden on tik tok? He’s such a king, but sadly, can’t take the heat.

by Valentina papavero May 21, 2020

Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009

free oldies

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.

jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.

by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003

oldpeoplefuck

n. someone who is redonkulously slow and lazy, as old people fucking.

Alex - "Damnit Andy! You move like old people fuck!"

Sam - "Yeah, he's an oldpeoplefuck"

Andy - "What? Where am I?"

by king$bloint$420$$$$$$$ September 26, 2008

9yr olds

People that are literally addicted to fortnite and screem WE LIKE foRtNite We Like ForTnite and are VERY toxic to other players thinking 9yr olds own fortnite

Look a WILD 9yr olds Appeared now evolving into

by TikTOK aaaaaadict December 17, 2019

older brother syndrome

OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)

Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?

Girl: SURE!

Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?

Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)

by PIAFFE September 10, 2013