fire shit

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.

After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.

by woody April 30, 2003

Shit Noodle

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.

Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."

by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009

shit-fucker

1. some asshole who pisses you off

2. a man who puts his penis in the asshole of a woman who is recently returned from the bathroom

1. that shit-fucker just keyed my car

2. my husband is a shit-fucker

by AMIRacle September 30, 2007

shit bricks

The natural, although foul smelling, human reaction to something illogical to the max

"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."

by Earl85 April 1, 2008

shit fuck

n. Someone who is a real piece of work. A jerk, asshole, jewbag or just someone fucking annoying.

"Look at this shit fuck."

by Lord L July 29, 2008

Shit Show

Used when “shenanigans” is just not adequate. A shitshow denotes general craziness, debauchery, drug and/or alcohol use, drama and sheer insanity all occurring simultaneously. One does not usually realize the shitshow is occurring until the following day.

Ex: Leah: Oh my god. Can you believe what happened last night?

Skyy: Girl, that was fucked up. What a Shit Show!

by Leahtard,Skyylicious May 2, 2009

Deep Shit

"deep shit - n. the shit to end all shits; the best shit on God's green Earth"
Typically a shit in which you have expunged all the shit out of your anus in a deep grunt

"DUDE I JUST TOOK A DEEP SHIT"
"Man you've been on that deep shit for hours"

by Nikos2097 August 27, 2014