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egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.
Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”

“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”
by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023
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Piss-Masher

A term used in the NorthWest United States to describe a bad or terrible situation.
On the way home from work today, traffic was a Piss-Masher.

I was at a party in Gorst last weekend, and somebody called the cops. It was a total Piss-Masher.
by The Wire Bender December 25, 2023
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Mud Masher

He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.
by DaHolmes November 17, 2023
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Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.
A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.
by Mr. Juice Haters February 22, 2024
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The Maesters

The Maesters are an evil cabal!!!
by blinkusclink April 28, 2024
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The ascension phase that proceeds after the act of moon gooning.

One who goons to completion will not be able to achieve Abliteragato mantera sudareche.
And God said! "Abliteragato mantera sudareche!"
by IrishGareBear January 16, 2026
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Beef masher

A very hot redhead (apple core) who persuades fluids from meaty appendages. Similar to a Wendy’s frosty.
Tracy used those beef mashers to good effect on me for my birthday. Dayumn.
by TracyGingerBeef February 21, 2026
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