Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.

Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.

by Blazin Names September 30, 2021

Mango with green eyes

they look cool and healthy to eat

look its a mango with green eyes

by 88w88 August 8, 2021

Red Eye Pinch

When a man's penis is caught on his zipper

Oh crap I have a red eye pinch

by anonymous June 7, 2021

Jack septic eye

mohs imaginary friend

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"

by cricket06 November 17, 2022

Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

Blue Eyes, Hypnotize

In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.

You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.

Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"

by blue eyes hypnotizer October 10, 2022

Bug eyes mcgee

What dumbeldor called trelawney meeting chanwills0

Bug eyes mcgee

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021