A younq lady who, has amazingly curly hair- in shades of dark brown, light brown, blonde, and bleach blonde. Her curls make her hair like a cheetah. Tan, Tall. Gorgeous but is also crazy, so half the time she's an adorable joker who will make you laugh and smile. While the other half a sado-masochist who will drive you insane and make you want to slam your head into a wall...and punch babies.
Gaby: " Yo ma' niqqa, have you seen Thunda Cat today? "
Shamera: " Yeah, she's over there eatin' what's his-face off."
When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.
Billy ran out of chroniclate friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.
Theodore the Ginger Cat is the greatest Cat to ever walk the earth. He can crush entire armies with his little finger whilst feeding the poor just by blessing them with his wonderful speech. Yah, Theodore the Ginger Cat, a Cat among Pussies.
"OMG, I am unworthy, Theodore the Ginger Cat, to be shot by a gun containing hardened pieces of your shit. Use the shit to fertilise Africa, and I'll hang myself." -A typical reaction