pack some apples

to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).

It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.

by grannysmith69 January 10, 2025

Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

appling up the apple man

Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/

The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.

Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.

Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.

"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."

by Appling Man March 5, 2025

Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head

I cave divers apple bobing your mom

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

How about that apple

A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?

“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase

Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”

by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025

Reverse Adam's Apple

When someone sticks there penis so far in your ass it goes into your throat giving you a reverse Adam's apple

Damn that sex was so good i think it gave me a Reverse Adam's Apple

by Sir Pineapple June 17, 2025