urban dictionary editor 

these damn pinheads we call "urban dictionary editors" just don't do their job ya know?

urban dictionary user: i feel like defining something

urban dictionary editor: man i feel like being a lobotomized furby and decline that because i'm a peace of shit >:)

urban dictionary user: man can't have shit anymore

urban dictionary editor by rk092 January 17, 2024

Urban Dictionary Editors 

Basically the urban dictionary police, they'll see which one is more dickhead or no dickhead.

Friend 1: i'm bored, time to do a definition on urban dictionary.

Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec

Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*

Friend 2: hey u good?

Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.

Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.

Urban Dictionary Editors by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

Urban Dictionary Editors 

For god's sake stop DELETING MY FUCKING DEFINITIONS THAT I MADE!!!!!!

Guy 1: Could be any second now..

Guy 2: Whats wrong?

Guy 1: The definitions i made are still haven't gone to the internet after waiting for 1 week!

Guy 2: Damn it, Billy. Your definition wasn't approved from the urban dictionary editors.

Urban Dictionary Editors by Swisswaffle56 February 19, 2024

Urban Dictionary Editor 

There is 2 types of UD Editors.

The bad one: I don’t agree with this word, Nope!

The Good one: I may disagree with this word, but it follows the uploading guidelines

Bro! This Urban Dictionary Editor just removed my word because they disagree with it!
Must’ve gotten a bad one.

Urban Dictionary Editor by Ilbeity January 8, 2024

Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews 

They're fake.

Guy: Yo where'd you get your mug from?
Guy Who Bought Mug: I got it from Urban Dictionary! You can pick any word you want and its definition and get it put on a mug for $32.95! Just look at these Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews!
Guy: You know these are fake reviews, right?
Guy Who Bought Mug: what

Urban Dictionary Mug Reviews by straell May 15, 2024

Urban Dictionary moderator 

Someone who waits forever to publish your urban dictionary entry, or removes it for no good reason, and doesn't tell you.

I would have defined what a shitbucket is, referring to vehicles, but the Urban Dictionary moderators haven't yet approved it after a couple days.

Urban Dictionary moderator by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell June 2, 2024

urban dictionary user 

an urban dictionary user is a person who uses the website you're using right now, some of these guys are capable of making the most over-exaggerated, mean spirited definition you'll ever see in your life, in some cases they're so hateful to the point where you could almost feel their burning wrath.

urban dictionary user: according to my definition if you are part of these guys you are a gay ass mfer who likes sucking dick
random person: damn bro, who hurt you?

this is a reference to an actual urban dictionary definition

urban dictionary user by dagr8estgamer June 14, 2024