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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.
yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.
by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008
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Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.
Well at least you got two and a BBQ.
by Keno master October 2, 2020
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two-spacer

A person that follows the traditionalist writing style which includes two spaces after a period.
I bet two-spacers are the type of people that made Pandora accounts and never even tried Spotify.
by bluegingham February 22, 2022
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Two-Syxx

“Two-Syxx” is a simple gang cipher used by a small local street gang in Detroit known as the Hyena Crips, the cipher is “2+6=8”, in the Hyena Crips street gang the number “8” is widely recognized to represent the 8th letter of an alphabet “H” for “Hyenas”, “Two-Syxx” is used by Hyena members to refer to themselves as Hyenas.
“Two-Syxx Gang shut down 4 parties last summer, them boyz too active”
by 313forLife September 16, 2025
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The Two's

The janky strip club in the dump of a town called Billerica
Fuck buddy its friday, tryna rip the Two's?

Fuck that im not going to the dirty rick!
by anonymous May 13, 2022
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Goody Two-Shoes

It's what Kageyama is as a setter
by Haikyuu is life December 20, 2020
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