burger job 

A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit

"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"

burger job by vincemeister July 27, 2006

Blow Job 

N. The act of selling or distributing coke over the telephone.

In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops

-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)

Blow Job by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

mouth job

lik n sak by using tongue n lips

Yo gurl, want u to lick n Suck My ASHhole more??
u are d' best mouth job'ers that i ever seen.

mouth job by barry well February 26, 2007

Wing Job 

Similar to a hand job. When a person with the birth defect of having an improperly formed arm resembling a chicken wing has the webbing pierced and gauged (like a punk-rocker's ear) for the purpose of using the gauged hole to pleasure a man's penis.

Dude, I got really drunk last night and I let this girl with a chicken wing for an arm give me a Wing Job.

Wing Job by MouthDX February 21, 2009

KANK JOB 

when a male with huge kankles or a CJ bends a guy over n fit there foot in there asshole until his kankle gets suffocated and explodes creating kankle jizz or a duey

CJ: Guys i lost my leg in a nasty KANK JOB bro

KANK JOB by JrBundyClan09 June 21, 2009

Aqua Job 

Receiving oral pleasure while under a body of water. (Lakes, oceans, showers bathtubs, etc.)

Man 1 "Dude just got a dank aqua job at hungry Mother yesterday"

Man 2 "in the lake?"

Man1" Hell yea"

Man 2 "Niiiiice"

Aqua Job by Calexi July 11, 2009

whoa job 

A blow job of considerable importance, such as one from a superior at work.

Stan: Mrs. Speets wants to talk to me after the meeting about an important project in the works.

Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger?

Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job.

whoa job by UmmmHowsThat September 11, 2009