Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.

Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.

by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020

Douche Nozzle

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

by TravCharJess January 22, 2017

Douche Bag

Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.

by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019

King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015

douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.

" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'

by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010