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beaning

derived from british language of hello old bean.
beaning it the act of two people bonding and becoming close chums
sarah was beaning with andrew the other day i’m so glad they got along so well
by theWet Goat April 23, 2021
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Bean Dip

When a person walks up behind another person, flicks their testicles forward then runs their finger across their taint. Bean dips can also be performed from the front, you must reach under their testicles then feel for their butthole, once you have located the butthole pull your finger back towards yourself, scraping their taint in the process. A well executed bean dip will leave the victim angry and confused.
Damn bro Jimmy really bean dipped my shit yesterday, my taint still hurts.”
by 2inchpunisher May 27, 2019
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amung beans

Da super-tasty Asian legume dat you plant interspersed wif da seeds of other crops.
If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!
by QuacksO July 6, 2025
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Serene bean

Serene bean, also known as a “Serena” is a interesting wild like creature. She can be known as the famous “lovely peaches” twin sister. She’s so HUGE. But she’s so beautiful.- she’s a mammoth of course- BUT SHES SO CUTESY.
That lady was wild she was acting Like such a serene bean.
by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 April 30, 2020
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Beaned

Created by USAF airmen of Mexican descent stationed in Europe who would have sex with women who had never been with a Mexican man before. Used exclusively with white europeans.
“Bro i beaned that Estonian shawty last night
“She’s been beaned bro you don’t want that”
“I thought I had beaned that girl, but I found out later she had fucked José a few months back”
“I don’t think she’s been beaned before bro, she’s never even ate menudo”
by therealairmansnuffy July 11, 2022
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Bean head

This is a person with a bald head and looks like an egg that is about to crack, the sun constantly shines of off his head and into you’re eye. These people are always sunburnt to a crisp and are normally fat and have triple chins.
by Captain Beanhead August 17, 2019
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Bean Slice

A word used to offend someone lightly in Scottish Slang.
Oi Bean Slice. Fuck up Bean Slice,
by Dr.Zomboss September 9, 2025
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