hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

glossy taco

youtube slang for glossy topcoat.
origin: simplynailogical

Now add a nice thick coat of glossy taco. -simplynailogical

by Claire.Capital April 18, 2018

Tunisian Taco

A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.

Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.

Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.

Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.

Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.

Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.

by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

iron taco

A way to cook crack

Coble blazed the iron taco

by Brandon Mitchell May 28, 2016

taco kissing

Kissing, of the vagina, while the tongue is folded in two, resembling a taco shape. The tongue then flexes in and out of the taco shape, stimulating the clitoris and vaginal opening.

Tom was amazing last night, he's very good at taco kissing.

by SandyClaws December 12, 2013

Glossy taco

Glossy gel top coat

"Top it with a glossy taco"
- Cristine , Simply Nailogical

by Faeynia July 15, 2017