Facebook mom group 

A term to recognize a group of entitled middle aged women who think that the world revolves around them. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, KAREN.

I saw a facebook mom group today!

Facebook mom group by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

Your mom's vagina

Where I stuck my dick in last night

Me: "I stuck my dick in your mom's vagina"

Your mom's vagina by AshesDefinesShit June 26, 2021

Thot Mom 

A young mother usually between the ages of 18-26 who has a kid but refuses to act like a mother.

Of course they can be older as well. These women usually go out,party,get fucked on while their kid is at home crying wondering where their mom is. Also these women aren't preferably in relationships typically are used as jump offs

Zach: This girl I know has a whole kid but be a parties all the time and be getting fucked on continuously
Bob: You know these girls are straight up thot mom. Should've waited until she was ready to have a kid.

Thot Mom by ThtBoyMorningstar July 27, 2021

That's your mom

Lame comeback used in a pinch when no other witty retort can be thought up

Tom:"You need a shower you smell like a steaming heap of quivering cunt yeast!" Bob:"Oh yeah well.... That's your mom!"

That's your mom by ursquishy April 27, 2011

What's under your mom's bed 

A black guy with a big ass black ass cock that your mom likes to suck and put up her ass when everyone else falls asleep

Black guy:are the kids almost asleep?
Mom:just hold on I'll go check on them.
Black guy:ok.
Mom:ok they are asleep let's get it on!!!
Black guy:oh yeah that feels good!
Kid:mom,what's under your mom's bed?

What's under your mom's bed by Pussy eater101 October 31, 2018

Middle aged christian mom 

A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.

Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.

Middle aged christian mom by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019

Mahdi’s mom 

A mom who everyone tryna bang but doesn’t tell mahdi because he is a big eyed white kid who likes to correct everyone

Me:yo u seen mahdi’s mom

Friend:yeah I’m tryna hit that shit from the back
Me:same

Mahdi’s mom by Youngdagger dick July 22, 2019