Top definition
A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Middle aged christian mom mug for your guy José.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the merch
Get the Jazz Cabbage neck gaiter and mug.