luci horsecock 

An amazing person that cannot focus on multiple things due to ADHD

Bro you act like "Luci horsecock"

luci horsecock by sadiesonyadib June 22, 2025

Alabama HorseShoe 

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust

Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust

Alabama HorseShoe by c3rr0t July 4, 2025

Pete Horseshit

One, among many, derisive nicknames spoken in hushed tones among the generals and admirals at the Pentagon, referring to Pete Hegseth, the incompetent Secretary of War.

There goes Pete Horseshit once again placing American lives at risk over an unnecessary and ill-advised war with Iran.

Pete Horseshit by LaughingAloud March 30, 2026

Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton

" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"

Texas horseriding by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

Jocks On Horses 

A person that hates on people with Horse Masks or horses in general. They hate horses usually because of past experiences.

Guy 1: That Arty guy has his Jocks On Horses
Guy 2: No kidding! I saw him cussing one out yesterday.

Jocks On Horses by wahtduh May 8, 2014

hold my horses 

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

hold my horses by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

wild rabid zombie horses 

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'

"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.

wild rabid zombie horses by world Peace April 9, 2017