full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.

Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.

by Wolfjott February 4, 2017

Part time mom

A person who puts half of their effort into any situation regarding a child, pet, plant, etc.

She was watching her favorite show when she realized her kid was peeing in a potted plant. She pulled a part time mom.

by PTMC May 8, 2020

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014

over holiday time

When employed, pulling enough hours to get overtime and continuing to come in on a day that is also a national or civic holiday, thus requiring payment not only of your hours, but time and a half due to the overtime and being paid for the holiday (full day).
Essentially 2.5X the money per hour.

-What are you doing on Labour Day?
-I'm working
-Haven't you worked enough? You're already getting overtime.
-yeah, but now I qualify for over holiday time
-really?
-yeah, time and a half... and a and holiday pay.

by McDennis September 3, 2010

part-time pervert

When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars!

Chris and Mary are part-time perverts!

by Hollywood 626 January 6, 2009

a million times yes

When something just does it for you, whether it be something you like or a photo you saw that you liked, i'ts a term used to express that you accept and like whatever it may be.

"Ariana take a look at this selfie!" "a million times yes, I love this pic"

by m e l a n i e June 8, 2022