Rusty Goat

An imitation of a goat that hasn't been used in a long time.

Selvis says he has a rusty goat.

by The ABM March 13, 2024

Couple Goals

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III and Astrid Hofferson. They are the epitome of couple goals.

I dunno what to use as an example for this, they're just couple goals, it's true.

by helloiamailec April 3, 2024

salty goat

When your having sex and your woman grabs your goate and spits your cum in your mouth and says behhhh after

Man my woman salty goated me last night it was wonderful

by Saltyreaper April 10, 2024

Own goal

Changing your own news descriptor from “alleged rapist” to “actual rapist”.

The verdict on actual rapist, Bruce Lehrmann’s two counts of rape in Toowoomba, Queensland have yet to be passed down. (Example for “own goal”)

by grimjimslim April 15, 2024

Milly goating

Milly goating is not simply advocacy, support, or education but rather it uses some of the flippancy of trolling in an effort to combat misogyny. The tone of these posts are sarcastic, making fun of the original poster who started this week’s misogynistic discourse. A more gender-neutral version of “billy goat” as the term comes from “the three billy goats gruff”

"When that guy posted something sexist on Twitter, Lisa totally milly goated him—she replied with such a funny, sarcastic comeback that everyone was laughing."

“Tom was getting way out of line with his comments, so Emily started milly goating him until he realized how ridiculous he sounded.”

by AvatarxKorra April 16, 2024

Abortion goatse

A graphic photo of an aborted fetus. Usually displayed without warning by anti-abortion activists who are seeking to shock audiences into opposing abortion. But such photos may also just be used for generalized shock value, like the traditional Goatse.

Randall Terry says he is running for president in 2024 because he wants to run abortion goatse ads on national television.

Randall Terry thinks seeing abortion goatses on TV will convince Americans to oppose abortion like he does, but more likely, it will just convince Americans that he is a crazy person.

by Unstable Sub-Genius April 29, 2024

baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

by Todd33 May 19, 2024