Finger-Dragger

A "Finger-Dragger" is a colloquial and somewhat pejorative term projected to describe individuals who do not possess or cannot afford brain chip implants, which enable direct mind control of devices like cell phones. In this context, the term "Finger-Dragger" connotes a sense of technological backwardness or economic disadvantage, as these individuals must resort to the now-archaic method of physically interacting with their devices (i.e., dragging their fingers across screens) instead of utilizing advanced neural interfaces.

As created and described by the popular YouTuber Philip-DeFranco on his Jan 30th, 2024 video (timestamp 1:45):

"A brokie, no enhancement having bitch... some jealous nobody, Finger-Dragger..."

As she effortlessly sent a message with her mind-controlled device, she couldn't help but feel a twinge of sympathy for the Finger-Draggers, who were still bound to the old-fashioned method of typing on screens.

by OscarG13 January 30, 2024

Finger shoehorn

The act of using fingers to put your shoe on.

I had trouble putting my shoes on, so I did finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 February 2, 2024

Fing

Fing is the hungarian definition of fart

I just let out a nasty fing!

by LTvedtem February 6, 2024

Finger Switch

When you put your finger up your dad's ass and he puts his up yours and you switch and suck it

Yeah I'm excited for the new nintendo finger switch

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

finger to lip and then jaw

This means about to get in the shower

Finger to lip and then jaw

by johnny1775 February 24, 2024

Fingerbang

The act of tightening cylinder plugs with your fingers instead of wrenching tight. Usually a corrective action taken to avoid equipment damage or possible injury to the technician performing the job duty.

Don’t crank down on those like that! Instead just fingerbang it. We all know what happened last time you used the FAFO method..

by Mr Hank Hill February 29, 2024

Finger licking good

(adjective)

1. The flavor of Velveeta after being used as a lubricant for purposes of sex or masturbation.

2. The sensation of sexual satisfaction after using Velveeta as a lubricant for sex, masturbation, or any of a number of penetrative acts.

I just rubbed one out that was finger licking good!

by vanishingly March 9, 2024