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Parked

Done. Over. Boring
That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)
by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024
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Highland Park

A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.
Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"
by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024
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Piggy Parked

When two cop cars park facing opposite directions with their driver’s windows next to each other so they can talk.
I saw two cops piggy parked at 7-eleven”
by DildoBaggins76 April 9, 2024
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Parking Garage

A woman who is ran through by men of different races, heights, weights and sizes. These men have "parked" themselves in the various different "spots" of the woman (i.e., pussy and/or mouth).

Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.
Scenario 1 -
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage

Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full
by slave@urmom.house April 11, 2024
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Stay out of parking lots

Me (Who just pulled at at Walmart) 😨
Some Guy "Stay out of parking lots!"

Hym 😨 "Oh God no! "
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.
Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today
by whybrr April 12, 2024
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