you seein' vultures? 

someone who is completely and utterly (tanked, drunk, NOT sober, etc.) and complains of seeing unidentified birds under the ceiling.

Nancy was so tanked, we asked her, "you seein' vultures?"

you seein' vultures? by DB4Lyfe August 4, 2009

You Vandal 

A pop-punk band from Central Florida that are known for strong D.I.Y. ethics and being very approachable for fans.

Dude, You Vandal is fucking awesome.

You Vandal by jockitch27 August 11, 2009

[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

[You-Tube Tied] by zilchoboy January 17, 2010

You da poop 

Similar to the terms "you 're the sh**", "you da shizzle" or "we cool dawg".
About as scatological as the original phrase but cleaning it up for those who rarely swear, if at all.

Generally reserved for some/anyone who's helped in a big way or has done something cool for one or a bunch of people.

Meaning: "you're too cool" or a similar phrase relating to coolness.

dude1: yo, you made all those orders?

dude2: fo shizzle, man

dude1: pound it. You da poop.

You da poop by Mr. $mithers January 20, 2011

you surprise my sneakers 

having the same relation each toward the other; to duplicate or repeat the action or statement of.

you surprise my sneakers.

you surprise my sneakers by ChrisTopher Stoner January 25, 2011

You can't beat the Internet 

A phrase that means if a person tries to prove something with the Internet.

Guy 1: I don't think it's bad to eat late at night.

Guy 2: It says in here that it is bad. You might gain weight too.

Guy 1: I don't care, it's just some random website.

Guy 2: Man, it's the Internet. You can't beat the Internet.

Guy 1: I guess you're right.

You can't beat the Internet by Lolquoi February 21, 2011

You're S.I.C.K.

Used as a rebuttal for people who use the term "That's Gay" to describe a bad situation. It means Small minded. Ignorant. Cruel. Knob.

Jason: Did you hear the team lost?

Mike: Yeah thats gay!

Jason: You're S.I.C.K.

You're S.I.C.K. by Jesus Jones 187 May 9, 2011