theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false

VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...

by 415man94102 April 20, 2011

theme park tailgate

The act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.

Have a great day kids and I'll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. Get a pass out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.

by Aussie-bloke December 8, 2013

Parked

Something boring.
A parked car cannot move and thus it’s boring

“omg it’s not even lunch yet? Damn this day is so parked”

by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024

Opportunity Trailer Park

An obvious Oxymoron.

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Park Jimin

The cutest mochi in the world, also is the hottest guy in the world.

A supportive angel in this world.

A King, A Legend

"Who is that guy with the blonde hair? He is soo hot!" well girl that is Park Jimin.

by chimchimjimin January 8, 2020

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

ross j park

He is your buddy in the corsa.

Wow look at that guy in that corsa, I want him to be my buddy
Ross J Park Pulls Up: Hey Buddy ;)

by Bens Nips March 25, 2021