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Bread Jesus

A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"
by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023
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Black Jesus

Black Jesus is a nickname given to highly regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time Micheal Jordan
Bro we dont shit talk to Black Jesus cause if we do he will give us 60
by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023
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Korean Jesus

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
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Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023
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The Jesus

What to say when you find anything vaguely cross-shaped absolutely anywhere, for any reason, and in any situation.
Yo bro! I just found The Jesus on this tree!
by KingFisherOE April 16, 2023
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Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
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Deviled Jesus

It's kind of like a deviled crab, but it's a Jesus with crab claws. You can also spell out the name of Jesus on a plate of deviled eggs for a similar comparison.
"This is the Church of Satanic Jesus. Let me hear it for Deviled Jesus! Can I get a BOOM SHAKALAKA?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
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